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  • “But ideas lie everywhere, like apples fallen and melting in the grass for lack of wayfaring strangers with an eye and a tongue for beauty, whether absurd, horrific, or genteel.”
    - Ray Bradbury
    Zen In The Art Of Writing

Behold The Horror That Is Rejuvenique

Picture of a woman wearing the Rejuvenique torture device.

Sit and listen while I tell you the tale of a land where women electrocute their faces daily in hopes of achieving the ultimate yet elusive prize of unwrinkled skin.

But to do this they must first procure horrible torture masks from an evil entity called ‘Infomercial’…

(This video is best watched while playing a soundtrack of random shrieks of terror in the background.)




Once the mask and ‘toning gel’ (for the electrical contact points) arrive in the mail then the fun really begins…

‘Give your face a treat.’


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  1. bhighNo Gravatar says:

    Omg, I vaguely remember this infomercial. I’d rahter have wrinkles any day than put up with this torture. Rejuvenique would have made a great Halloween costume!

    • AnitaNo Gravatar says:

      Bhigh,

      I agree about preferring wrinkles over this torture device. The scariest part of the video for me was when they were zooming in on the lady’s wide eye peering through the mask opening. Like a horror flick!

  2. ZimmerNo Gravatar says:

    The stupidity that women buy into. Thank goodness, I am naturally fantastic! LOL

    • AnitaNo Gravatar says:

      Zimmer,

      I feel sorry for anyone that deep down feels they need to go through this kind of torture just for the hope of getting rid of a few wrinkles.

      I also feel sorry for any poor unsuspecting spouse that has walked in on their wife/girlfriend wearing this scary mask!

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