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Churches frighten me.
Jillibean,
The scariest church I ever went to was one that a friend of the family invited me to when I was younger. It was unusually dark inside for a church which I thought was weird, but then they started to play music that sounded pretty good so I was like ‘okay it’s not so bad’. Little did I know what was in store.
The scary part came about halfway through the service when little kids started to file to the front of the church and screaming bloody murder 0_o. They were speaking in tongues and screaming and crying, falling to their knees and waving their arms like somebody was torturing them to death. Terrifying!
I stayed the whole time to be polite but steered clear of that place ever afterwards. Even just thinking about it is giving me the heebie jeebies now.
My son sings this song, but he doesn’t sing the words properly – I can’t quite make it out, but it’s not “bodies hit the floor”. Naturally, the only reason he knows it is because it’s in the background to some car safety testing video on youtube. It’s one of those situations where you don’t correct them – you just let it run it’s natural course. In fact, he hasn’t sung it in awhile now. Knock wood. I actually kinda like this song, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate for an 8 year old.
OH – What’s going on? Isn’t it obvious? They’ve spilt the collection plates and someone yelled, “scrambles!” There are some loose rules however – you can only pick up money by static electricity.
Krudler,
Ha I think I’ve seen that video! Yeah his teacher would probably wonder if he or she overheard him singing it with the right lyrics. Maybe they should make a sanitized Kidz Bop version lol.
Static electricity! Fucking hilarious :D.