[This is a blog post I wrote for MySpace on 5/9/2007 5:07:00 PM. To see the story behind why this is here and for links to the rest of the posts, check out the main MySpace page here on Anita’s Notebook.]

So I was browsing The Goat for a bit today and came across this stuff…

The Bell Sweep XC


(Price: $145)

Yeah so this helmet may save your life one day, but it could just as easily kill someone. I mean look at the spikes on that thing lol. Plus there has got to be a danger of small birds getting trapped in those holes. Just sayin.

Columbia Coffee Backpack


(Price: $78.95)

So um, if you are at the point where you need a coffee backpack…well it’s time to seek professional help. Anyway for $78.95 you could just hire a midget to carry your coffee for you.

Gummy Bacon


(Price: $4.95)

As if the whole concept of Gummy Bacon wasn’t strange enough, the product description goes like this:

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you’ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don’t. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.

Haha did they really say ‘gummy meat’??

Pez Spaceman Retro Jersey


(Price: $79)

Hey is that a condom on that Pez dispenser??? It would probably be best to keep your kids a safe distance away from anyone wearing this jersey…